tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47553546510739320992011-07-28T07:36:59.410-07:00there just aren't words to break this down... it is. what it is.allconsoffunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03813709782078718857noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4755354651073932099.post-62137830001086176852010-08-26T21:00:00.000-07:002010-08-26T21:12:04.078-07:00

Thanks to TheTaterTwins I'm re-introducing myself.*waves*I'm Connie, i'm justifiably me. I'm a crazy divorced/single mother of 2 great kids.and i suck at this ...you should just go read this...for a REAL intro post (clicky clicky)i really wanted to start writing again...and i'm having a hard time getting my fingers to strike the keys in a sequence long enough to put together a long runon

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as a mother of a growing boy i already know not to "smell this" when a finger is extended toward me. i know to just say NO when he runs up to me and shrieks, "hey mom! smell my armpit!" unless i know for certain that he's put his favorite "duh-doh-derant" on...what i am not prepared for is...."good morning mom. you didn't wake me up. my penis did." (0_0)or"hey mom. you know my nerds. yanno

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yah i asked? grab them bewbs and feel yourself up...thoroughly!!!!i figured it'd be just as easy to post a fair-warning here to direct my new twitter followers toward, so come wednesday, there's no huge shocker from my knockers.every wed, i participate w/ an awesome group of people on twitter who pass along the #boobiewed message. @boobiewed was created by @honey_is_evil & @shimmer418, two of

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wow. i can't believe it's been 3 mths since i updated. actually i am not so shocked by that. seriously. i talk it in spurts. in my defense, not that i need a defense, but anyway, in these last few mths i've moved myself, helped move my sister & now (hopefully) real life is settling down a lil bit and i can become a bit of a post whore again.i do hope all is well w/ you all. i appreciate the

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i seldom write anymore...sometimes i think i do myself a grave injustice. there are times i just feel so smothered by my own mind, that i can choke my own spirit...tis a struggle sometimes indeed. and after i create something, i'm often left feeling relieved & inspired. Writing is such a healthy outlet to say whatever needs to be said to let our spirits soar & our mind rest....and in many cases

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have you read The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold? If you have not...you should. But do yourself a favor...see the movie FIRST.having read this book several times (and by several, i mean at least 3 times), i had a certain expectation of the movie. admittedly, i was all assuming that some massive injustice was about to take place as i took my seat for the viewing of the big screen adaption. my

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(as requested by @briankl92 - i luv u man!!)"what is the meaning of life?"...now there's a question that has plagued me for about as long as i can remember. i thought i knew the answer once or twice back in my early 20s. i would realize that it really wasn't chocolate chips, rolled onto a spoonful of peanut butter. nor was it managing to ration it and not fully consume it before i came down.i

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i'm saying adios. au revoir. slán leat. arrivederci. all hail to 2009. wish i could say i'm sad you're leaving. however, i can't. what i can say is that i'm glad you came.this year started off wonderfully. i was with a man that i loved, had my children around me. life was. happy.sad.joyful.dramatic.traumatic. then the breakup came. my mother fell ill. i uprooted my children when i moved them 4

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you can blame thank Worldofmomma for this...she's the one who tagged me. :)last chance to turn back.....cuz here we go w/ the 25 THINGS YOU'LL PROLLY WISH YOU NEVER KNEW....Q1) name someone famous you share a birthday withA) well according to this site, i share a birthday with Anita Baker, Kirk Franklin, Eddie Van Halen & Paul Newman...yanno. just to name a few...Q2) where was your first kiss?A)

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OOH-EMM-GEEEEE!!! ::pulls out hair:: ok. it's true. i'll admit it upfront & be done with it.i am a #bettycrockerFAIL. yesterday was cookie day here, i thereby proved by no exception,i am NOT a baker. i can create about anything i put my lil mind to...except boxed mac n' cheese & cookies. seriously. somethings are just too complex i suppose.but i was cookie-or-bust.my kids wanted to bake cookies,

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last night, yanno, when i couldn't sleep, i clicked the TV over to AMC. whatcha know. Never Been Kissed was playing. My most favorite line from the whole movie is probably:Merkin: I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil. this movie, while cheezy at best, always makes me ponder. could be my lil crush on Michael Vartan but either way,

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momma.green eyes,she is smiling atyou.little girlgrew up.what will you do?when she was youngsmiling sweetinnocent,knew nothing of deceitdid you ever believecome one daylittle woman wouldbe loving men in momma's way?has she broken heartsas you've doneyour baby girl's goneon another man run.her daddy's ashamed,shows in his actions.his baby girl wants nothingbut grim satisfaction.daddy should have

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i'd love to start this off by saying how much i hate cancer. and the holidays... but i've kinda secretly vowed to myself to be more positive in 2010 (note: not a new year's resolution as i don't make those)...i'm TRYING to use my blog to practice now...therefore, i can't really say i hate anything now. dangit. i'll get this...so let me start by saying i don't warmly embrace the holiday season..

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a recent twitter discussion provoked me to say...my glass is half full. ALWAYS.truly.just sometimes it rolls like this...my soda that fills it is flat...maybe i don't have enough sugar in muh tea...or WTF?! my milk is curdled?!?!!?but you know what's up.my glass is still half full.

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anyone who's ever had a good thing come to its end, nearly immediately after its started, you know exactly what i'm talking about...the proverbial "other shoe." and that other shoe often drops on me...usually clunking me right in the damn head midst its plummet...and what's sad? sometimes i expect it. seriously.it's like i await its arrival like it's the mate to a brand new pair of Bottega

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it's funny, how inspired we can feel when we're trying to chase our own (in)sanity...soooo...i am me. you are you. great! formalities are out of the way.seriously. let me take a min to let you know a lil bit about me...i won't intentionally offend (many) tho i inevitably will offend a few (dozen).and i'm ok with that. oh yah. i seldom spellcheck, correctly punctuate, and pshhhh. grammar, what?

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